sansaofhousestark:

australia’s got a lot of fucked up shit going on but at least we can say our last mass shooting was 18 years ago

because after it happened we placed higher restrictions on gun ownership

because that’s the logical fucking thing to do

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anxius:

boys? you mean sex toys that are rude and don’t even vibrate? no thank u

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pissedachios:

pissedachios:

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

oh sheet

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whoredinarygirl:

anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”

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giggle:

why i’ll never work at fast foods

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cartel:

talking to your crush but saying something stupid

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surprisebitch:

when you’re babysitting and the kid won’t eat their veggies

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rebecca-blacks-crocs:

do you ever just look at little kids and think

“damn, you’re gonna be one fine as fuck piece of ass in ten years”

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