australia’s got a lot of fucked up shit going on but at least we can say our last mass shooting was 18 years ago
because after it happened we placed higher restrictions on gun ownership
because that’s the logical fucking thing to do
What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?
anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”
when you’re babysitting and the kid won’t eat their veggies
do you ever just look at little kids and think
“damn, you’re gonna be one fine as fuck piece of ass in ten years”