nichvlas:

i just wanna cuddle naked with you and see who gives in first tbh

(via assume)

k1mkardashian:

list of states that don’t exist:

maine
vermont
delaware
west virginia
iowa
missouri
arkansas
nebraska
north & south dakota
indiana

(via unescapable)

shrimpfur:

Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them

"suck my dick" ok

“bite me” hell yeah

"kiss my ass" sure

(via turtles-andunicorns)

dekutree:

paxvandays:

bagels are just acoustic donuts

what

(Source: frrnkiero, via theprincess-bride)